[Verse 1]
D                    A    F#               Bm
As I walk along this road paved with human kindness
      G     D                A
I can never forget the price you've paid
D                 A        F#         Bm
I'm an actor on a role, an artificial virus
         G      D        A
I'm your daddy, I'm your disgrace
      G             D
I say kid just move along
F#                Bm
We don't want it, don't need it
G             D          A
Your politics just breed despair
G                 D       F#      Bm
I salute an empty flag an ancient tribalism
    G               F#
And trust me nobody cares
 
[Chorus]
              Bm   G    D    A
For I am your candidate
     Bm              G       D     A
I am bloody lips and makeup
    Bm        G     D
I'm your caliphate
A     Bm    G           D      A
opioids and mutilation
   Bm      G   D
A celebrity
A      Bm      G            D     A
and my name is competition
    Bm                 G     D         A
I've come to bear your pain (Bear your pain)
Bm
And I can make it go away, I'll make it go away, I'll make it go away
 
[Solo]
D A F#m Bm G D A
D A F#m Bm G D A
 
[Verse 2]
G                     D       F#                        Bm
Believers, dupes, and clowns, I want you all to gather 'round
G          D             A
To glorify ignorance and fear
G          D                   F#         Bm
I dispense misinformation to a post-truth generation
   G                      F#
My darlings, don't shed a tear
 
[Chorus]
              Bm   G     D    A
For I am your candidate
  Bm                 G       D    A
I am bloody lips and makeup
    Bm       G      D
I'm your caliphate
A     Bm       G        D      A
opioids and revelation
   Bm        G    D
An hermaphrodite
A      Bm                G         D
in restrooms and service stations
A       Bm        G     D         A
I truly feel your pain (Feel your pain)
Bm                                               G
And I can make it go away, I'll make it go away, I'll make it go away
 
[Outro]
F# Bm